Oh you are a curious bunch of people! Well here's everything you could possibly want to know about FluffyKnight.co.uk and the guy who makes it all happen (that's me in case you hadn't guessed).

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Q: What on Earth is a 'FluffyKnight'?

I dunno but it sounds lovely dunnit!?

Q: O.K. so why such a girly name?

Do you wanna fight? It's not girly it's 'ard as nails is FluffyKnight!

Q: Why not FluffyKnight.com?

That's an easy one, I did once own FluffyKnight.com but I let it go and just kept hold of FluffyKnight.co.uk.

Q: Why is this website all blue?

That would be because my favourite colour is blue.............pretty isn't it?

Q: What's 'Plusnet' when it's at home and why is it stuck on the bottom of all your pages?

Plusnet is the name of my ISP and the place where this site is hosted. Only fair of me to give them a mention....... oh and if you sign up to Plusnet from the link on my pages I get money off my subscription charges. You should give 'em a go and I'm not just saying that because I used to work for them. It's actually true they're really good!

Q: Why don't your 'ramblings' make any sense?

That's because they're not really supposed to, well they might if you're on the same wave length as me in which case you need help and you need it now! They're just my observations on things that annoy me, there's no political statement or significant meaning, it's just a place for me to vent my frustrations.

Q: Do you make any money from this site?

Nope, well sort of, the plusnet banner as I explained above could get me a months free internet access but that's it. All the other banners you'll see on this site are there because they link to places I like. OK bit of an update here I'm actually trying to squeeze a bit of cash out of the site, you'll see banners for a place called Toluna, you can sign upto the website and answer surveys, test products, I'll get £1 for each person that signs up.......woo hoo I'll be rich I tell ya!

Q: What's the point of that spot thing?

No point at all, I just did it for a giggle. Do things really need to have a point? No they don't just sit back n watch the little spot move about and change size and colour..........or don't it's up to you really! Actually I've taken the link off now, one day I'll take this question off too!

Q: Are these FAQs genuine? I get the feeling you made them up!

Hey now! How can you say such a thing? They're all genuine or my name isn't Lord Harrold Benjamin Cecil Pinkwater-Smythe The Edible

Q: Will there ever be a 'real' picture of you on this website?

Funny you should ask that, I am actually planning on putting a 'real' picture of me on here soon. Watch this space! Well actually you'd be better watching the first page cos there's never going to be a picture on this page!